I'm so dead

So I need to have my medical certificate for papa's work shit and because of this, I'll have to go to the hospital and be checked of course. So I'm nervous about my Xray result and drug test.

I planned to buy a clean result XRAY film but then my friends told me that they don't have that shit and that they doubt if they are selling it. So now my plan is to have my clean friend "XRAY-ed" then I will use that as mine.

I then planned to go to Recto to make pagawa a fake medical certificate. But I'm really nervous that if they realized that it's fake then I'm so so so dead. So I think it would be better if I really go to the hospital and got myself checked.

I asked my friend who have taken weed, cocaine and LSD if he's negative in his drug test and he said yes, he said that milk and water therapy really worked for him.

I'm being paranoid all over here and he's laughing at me saying that I'm paranoid and that "Tae" daw ako. What can I do? I'm so dead if they found out that I've turned into this... I hate myself now. Which reminds me that this might not be a good time to write that About Me paper for Marriage and Family.

Anyways, I'm down with this plan. I'll bring a friend to have her XRAY and then I'll make pa medical na and if the drug result is negative, then I can breathe again but if its positive, I'm going back to the original plan: Oplan Recto.

Milk. Pineapple Juice. Yakult. All for the medical certificate.
Pray for me, guise.