Easy as the movies

I hope life would be like that, I hope life could be as easy as the movies, but no. Unlike some mainstream movies, life don't give us lessons that real quick, life don't send us someone to love when we are on the verge of breaking down, life do not make it easy for us to make lemonades from lemons. But like some funny love stories, life fuck us all. Life fuck us all real hard. Talk about being fucked without giving out permission. It's like I've been raped million of times.

I hope my life could be like that. Sometimes I wish that my high school life had been as dramatic as their high school life, when one is just a looser then at prom night, she suddenly became the prom queen. Oh wow, lovely. Like it's really happening to most of the people watching in the real life.

This is why sometimes I hate movies, and whatever is there to watch because it puts wrong fucking notions into people's mind. It tells you that everything will be over in just a snap and you'll get over with your problem but it is really not that easy because in reality you would have to get drunk, get stoned and then make another problem and the process repeats itself.

Movies tells you that when you wait for the love of your life, he would eventually come just like a knight in shining armor, he'll sneak in you bedroom and then you'll kiss romantically but in reality you can't really kiss inside your bedroom because your parents are strict and the love of your life won't really come when you wait, well not always, but seldom, they don't really come. Because there is a big possibility that you are waiting for someone who will impossibly be yours. Uh huh. Truth hurts.

Movies also tells you that even if your crush is not paying attention at you at first, there will come a day when he will suddenly looks at you with all that background music playing and that slow motion effects when you'll say to your friends that you're heart stops beating. But this shit ass bullshit do not really happens in reality because we  people are not edited, we don't have a real fucking life video editor. We can't slow the motion when our crush looks at us and there is a big possibility that the "spark" is not mutual.

Life would be easier if they are life the movies. When you can easily found your love one. When you're crush would talk to you and you'll be couples in the end. When you could easily put yourself up from a humiliation. Life does not come rehearsed. Life does not come with scripts. Life does not come edited. Life is fucking complicated. And we have to deal with it. Bitches all over. Liars all over. Plastics all over. Look around kids, we do not have a director, we do not have a script. We have our laptops of DVD players. So what do we do? Bummed ourselves and wait for the right guy who would accept us that we are bum and that he understands everything that is happening? No. LIFE IS NOT THAT EASY. LIFE IS ONE FUCK ASS COMPLICATED. And if you are weak enough, it will fuck fuck fuck rape rape rape you NON STOP.

Be more better as how the movies end. Movies do not actually shows its ending-ending. Viewers just know that the story ended but viewers do not know the story afterwards. Maybe the married couple at the end will be bored with each other and sell weeds instead and get their lives miserable. Movies do not show viewers these kind of things.

So, people can watch movie but cannot rely that like movies they can also find that story. Our life is made of different stories and I'm sure mine is better than yours and I'm also sure that you'll say that your life story is better than mine. Yes because we have our own. We have to make things possible for our own. We should write our own awesome story not until the end but until the very end. Be it awesome. Don't let the movies fool you, and don't let life fuck you. But if you're already been fooled or fucked, then good luck on your own awesome story. Live well. Write it well.